Titles - blogger crisis

I'm back with a bang and pretty quick - before the old one could echo out and fade into oblivion. 'course this high blog frequency will NOT be maintained; this is just 'cause theres no sense in leaving a primer blog on for the world to look at and laugh at your stupidity. You have got to give them more entertainment. So here goes. No parts to this one. (I just used a semicolon near correctly if you didn't notice. Go Wren and Go Martin, please go).

So coming back to the title of this blog, its just about that - titles. I want to establish in a few lines or paragraphs whether the blog decides the title or the title decides the blog. This would be the objective of this paper. We'll omit a quite unnecessary introduction and introduce some necessary concepts.

1. Bloggishness: This is a number that defines how "bloggish" you're feeling while writing that particular blog. Varies continuously from minus to plus infinity. We'll look at this particular factor in more detail later.

2. Blogbeat: This is the time of day when you write the blog. Fuzzily speaking, we can have different values for this parameter depending on whether after work, before, after a few drinks, and so on.

3. Fibbinacci: This is how much truth there is in the blog. We'll quantify later.

4. Compactness: A topological feature of the blog. This will require detailed attention later.

5. Continuity: Self explanatory. If you didn't think mathematically enough, then please note, it is also a topological feature.

6. Doomgolb: Self evident if you are arabic.

We now we have most of the definitions made, and these will soon evidently be concepts and not mere mortal definitions.

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Old Chinese Proverb:
Definitions are ephemeral,
Concepts are evergreen like the bamboo shoot
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Ok we're almost there, but this is getting too long and drawn out. So part 2 (ignore i said there'll be no parts) will come later, at a time when I know more topology to finish this mathematically ambitious theorem.